Employee Ballots

Employee BALLOTS^* WANTED
* Absentee Ballots

"Attention all Employees:

"The Company wants to ensure that it is
employing only good U.S. Citizens.
As you know, one of the duties of a good citizen
is to always vote in local and national elections.

"If you expect to continue being employed here,
we must have your assurance that you are indeed
a good citizen.

"To help insure continued employement here,
you can bring to work the absentee ballot
which you received in the mail.

"You supervisor will help
you fill it out properly.

"Then, you can seal it, sign it, and
deposit it in the company outgoing mail box.
We will even pay the postage for you.

How about that!
You save money;
You save time;
You save your job;
... all while being a good citizen."